the bitter boner

For those regretful hookups, exes who still turn you on, and makeup sex acts… this is your playlist. This hump day, give yourself the chance to relieve your sexual frustration with your vibrator (or other consenting object) to this week’s bitter boner playlist.

[FUN FACT:] It is totally possible to have a lady- or female-bodied-boner, whether emotionally or biologically. Feeling a hard-on, whether or not you have the typical equipment, is equally legitimate. Also, did you know that the clitoris and the head of the penis are sexual homologues? (hello, Women’s Sexuality…) And, the clitoris engorges when stimulated…which is basically a boner.

Voilà! So if you’re feeling some bitter sexual frustration, why not rub one out on this sunshiney hump day listening to this week’s playlist?:
♫ tune in & turn on…

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